discopete1 ([info]discopete1) wrote,
@ 2007-09-24 10:23:00
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
I was reading that a standard college entrance interview question is "Name three historical figures you would like to have dinner with, and why?"

I guessing the standard answers include Hillary Clinton, Eleanor Roosevelt, Martin Luther King, Winston Churchill, but if I worked college admissions I'd keep those lame-brains out, or I'd ask, "What, you think you could keep up with that conversation?"

Instead, I think people should answer creatively, like "Stalin, Hitler, and Mao Tse Tung", or, even better, "Stalin, Hitler, and George W. Bush". You could also say, "Jesus, Sting, and Helen of Troy". Why Jesus? He sounds like a nice guy and you'll never run out of food. Helen of Troy because she'll sleep with anybody!

The answer, apparently, that guarentees your admission into business school is, "will the college be paying, or will it be out-of-pocket?"

Who are you having to dinner, and why?


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[info]theballadofyoko
2007-09-24 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Julia Child, James Beard, and Jeff Smith. Any one of them can cook the dinner for us, and it would be marvelous. They are all charming, witty personalities and the conversation over dinner (enhanced with a bit a wine) would just be a fun time.

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[info]discopete1
2007-09-24 04:42 pm UTC (link)
We were discussing Beard last night while watching "Iron Chef".

You're not about to get into Yale, but I'd still rather go to your place for dinner than the kids inviting members of the Continental Congress.

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[info]theballadofyoko
2007-09-24 04:45 pm UTC (link)
I was hoping to get into Cordon Bleu. ;)

And we owe you guys dinner! Hopefully, once all the refinishing of the second room is done, we can have you all over.

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[info]discopete1
2007-09-24 05:30 pm UTC (link)
We'll be there!

We finally did the Philly thing this weekend and went to the Jersey Shore. It was quite nice, and Philipa enjoyed being buried in the sand.

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[info]cubicalgirl
2007-09-24 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Ann Miller, so I can hear all her stories about old Hollywood.

Queen Latifah, becuase I don't really have heroes, but she's as close to one as I get.

Elsa Schiaparelli, so we can talk fashion.

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[info]discopete1
2007-09-24 05:29 pm UTC (link)
We saw the Schiaparelli exhibit at the Museum. It was really cool.

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[info]cubicalgirl
2007-09-24 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I saw it too; I loved it! It was especially exciting to see the dress in person that I have a framed design poster of hanging on my bedroom wall.

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[info]villagecharm
2007-09-25 01:38 am UTC (link)
Joe Strummer, H.P. Lovecraft, and Ovid. I guess I'd want Ovid there for street cred.

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[info]discopete1
2007-09-25 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Ovid would also make a great wingman.

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