discopete1 ([info]discopete1) wrote,
@ 2007-07-24 07:59:00
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Vacation? We don't need no steenking vacation!
We drove up to Canada for our vacation. Before we left Philipa had developed a pimple on her bum, but we'd been to the pediatrician and they'd OK'd her for travel and put her on some antibiotics.

The kids were great in the van, and Philipa was pleased to discover that we have a DVD player in there. We tell her it only works on long trips.

Of course, as luck has it, by Monday the pimple developed into a full-blown abcess and she came down with a fever. We called the pediatrician, who by then had just got the culture back saying Philipa had MRSA and we took her to the emergency room in Oakville.

We were trying to prepare Philipa for what was coming, and she was quite excited about the idea of the IV, "I get needle in my arrrmmm!" but continued to insist that the doctors not touch her bum. She got really freaked out by the blood-pressure cuff (which she called a bracelet), and was shortly all doped up on ketamine, a.k.a. the rave drug 'Special K'. It's weird to see your kid all dopey like that, but I sang to her while they drained and packed her abcess.

Around 2am they admitted her to the hospital and she and I finally got some sleep. T had taken Philip home after the abcess was drained.

We ended up spending two more days in the hospital, as they wanted to make sure the abcess was properly cleared out. By the end, Philipa was alternately bouncing off the walls and shouting "NO BRACELET!" when ever a nurse came in. Because Philip is still nursing I got to stay with Philipa, and that was a bizzare kind of bonding experience.

They released her on Wednesday and we spent the rest of the vacation at my parents house, making sure she was getting better. On Saturday we loaded them back into the van and headed home. That was a minor adventure in itself as we decided to take some back roads through PA, but we got home Saturday evening, more stressed out than we were before the vacation began.

Sure enough, on Monday people at work were asking, "How was the trip?"

I could only tell them "Awful."


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[info]evelynne
2007-07-24 01:53 pm UTC (link)
I could only tell them "Awful."

Oh dear. :( What a shame you had to waste a vacation on all that stress. I am glad Philipa is OK, though!! How awful she didn't like the bracelet, because don't they bug you with that thing 20 times a day in the hospital? Jeez.

It's weird to see an adult dopey on drugs, too. My dad was particularly trippy, because he is normally borderline hyper and I'd never seen him that slow and relaxed.

We tell her it only works on long trips.

That is brilliant.

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[info]tdj
2007-07-25 05:18 am UTC (link)
Brilliance: seconded.

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[info]discopete1
2007-07-31 04:49 pm UTC (link)
She managed to convince them that getting her blood pressure wasn't worth the effort, as it threw off her pulse.

When it comes to lying to children, I'm an ace. I can totally come up with some BS excuse that will pass the muster of the average 2-year old. Of course, as my friend has explained, "One day my child will be shocked to discover that you can, in fact, have more than one juice. Once he realizes that, my credibility will be shot."

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[info]cubicalgirl
2007-07-24 01:54 pm UTC (link)
Wow! I'm sorry you didn't get to enjoy your vacation. I just hope you won't be showing this post to Philipa's beau just before she goes out on her first date.

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[info]discopete1
2007-07-31 04:51 pm UTC (link)
I just hope she doesn't show her beau the scar on her first date. The abcess was on her bum, which the medical records recorded as "Patient complains that 'bum hurts'".

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[info]cubicalgirl
2007-07-31 04:55 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry Philipa had to go through that, but it did produce the best medical record notation ever.

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[info]theballadofyoko
2007-07-24 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Sorry to hear your vacation was so stressful. Hope Philipa's feeling better.

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[info]discopete1
2007-07-31 04:51 pm UTC (link)
She's doing a lot better now, thanks. Now I just need to find a way to relax.

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[info]rhiannonstone
2007-07-24 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Poor Philipa! I also want to scream, "NO BRACELET!" when they come at me with the blood pressure cuffs.

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[info]discopete1
2007-07-31 04:53 pm UTC (link)
I've never had the automated one, but T tells me they're pretty annoying. Philipa wasn't buying the "it just wants to give your arm a hug" bit.

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