discopete1 ([info]discopete1) wrote,
@ 2007-04-09 13:13:00
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Entry tags:rhymes with orange

Where's my prize money?
Where do I submit this?

As I watched the vile Eleanor binge,
I caught myself upon the door hinge,
I cried aloud to make that bore cringe,
"Holy shit, I just rhymed with orange!"

This should get me at least an honorary degree somewhere.


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[info]lipbylipby
2007-04-09 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Nice job!

There used to be a zine called "Feh! A Journal of Odious Poetry" I know this because I was published in it.

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[info]discopete1
2007-04-10 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Are you suggesting I instead go with:

At Home Depot I bought a door hinge,
from a salesman wearing orange,
but now I am stuck,
and all out of luck,
'casue nothing rhymes with orange

Do you submit to 'Feh', or does someone do you the favor of submitting your work?

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